Tuesday, August 03, 2010

I miss Suppandi, in the Tinkle of yore.

If Clark Kent were to work in a soup kitchen for the homeless, he would be SouperMan.

If he had to go home for a formal dinner with relatives, he would be SupperMan.

If he were to become a hitman for the Indian Mafia, he would be SupariMan.

If he joined the military, he would be TrooperMan.

If he were to be the spokesperson for a breakfast cereal, he would be FruitlooperMan.

If he absolutely loved the movie Raavan, he would change his name to SuperManiRatnam.


Jil Jil Ramamani said...

If he played a part in Big bang theory - Cooperman

If he made too many mistakes while playing the part - Blooperman

If he was Sherlock Holmes - Snooperman

If he was fat - Whooperman

If he was in the army - Trooperman

If he worked for the municipality - Scooperman

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

P.S. Clark Kent not Clerk Kent

Punvati said...

Nicely done :D

Spaz Kumari said...

If he had diarrhoea he's be Pooperman

If he were Betty Boop's boyfriend, he's be Booperman

If he were our college's internet-surveillance software he'd be Snooperman

If he were Catholic, he'd be Guadelouperman, but i think i'm getting too esoteric now...


if he were befuddled at this blogpost, he'd be OutoftheLooperman.

Tarneja said...

If he lived upstairs he'd be Ooperman

If he got a role in Kaminey, he'd be Fooperman

If he ever faced Crime Master Gogo he'd better be Haath-Upar-Man

If he were Douglas Jardine he'd be Munh-Par-Man

If he were a Ménage à trois, of the right kind, he'd be Two-per-man

If he were a Sikh, he'd be Superman Singh

Punvati said...

Tarneja, you win. Thou art the king (queen?) of this round and I salute thee :D

Deepak Gopalakrishnan said...

And anyone reading this will become...


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agent green glass said...

pooperman and ooperman. ha ha. i feel better already :)

Stupidosaur said...

If he changed his clothes to all white, he would be...SuperNirma(n)

If you put black stripes on that white dress and put him on a cage, he becomes...ZOOperMane

What happened when his girlfriend gave him a the ring?
He became hula-looperman!

When you cross Super man with Sober man you get...yeah thats right! A Doberman!

Hey wait the last one didn't make sense!

Stupidosaur said...

The last 'joke' and so many grammar errors indicate that I am drunk.

It would have been true if the bacteria in my OJ were not on strike. Of course being on strike has nothing to do with cricket. After all, we all know that cricket is an insect and bacteria is a micro-organism.

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