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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Dark side of the dune.

The Pharaoh dined alone that morning. The slave who cleared the table had never seen him this restless. His foot was tapping a mile a minute and he seemed to be in serious need of a pair of boxing gloves and a speedball. If the slave had been so bold, he would have suggested a goblet of wine to take the edge off.

The Pharaoh met with his Chief Advisor. The first item on the agenda for the day was to discuss a suitable punishment for the new Chief Engineer's screw up with his first Royal Commission, the very first pair of royal tombs. The Advisor was of the opinion that anyone who refused to follow instructions and instead chose to get baked and listen to Pink Floyd all day long while delegating work to the slaves was in need of a severe reprimanding at the very least.

"I don't know", the Pharaoh frowned. "I sort of like the new triangular shape that this chappie has come up with. A set of these right next to each other would look mighty fine in an aerial view. Tell him to proceed."

The Chief Advisor was puzzled. Given the Pharaoh's unusually foul mood, he had expected a death sentence for the talented, yet scatterbrained architect for his unfortunate mistake. "Your Highness, not to sound too crass, but don't you think that an aerial view would make the two tombs resemble... er..."

"Say no more. Am I right in assuming that you are thinking of certain garments of a rather delicate nature of a female entertainer named Madonna that are conical in shape? You emphatic attempts at driving your chin ornament into your chest confirm my suspicions. Would you mind if I shared something with you? It's a tad TMI, but eh what the heck. "

"Er. No your Majesty. Go right ahead. You are assured my discretion."

"You see, the Queen and I have been having some problems of late. In the bedroom department, if you know what I mean. It's quite maddening to say the least, and it reached its peak last night."

"Oh?"

"Yes. You see, I know she technically becomes famous later because of her bust and all, but honestly, that shrew. Her name should be legally changed to Never-titty."

17 comments:

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

Highly doubt Akhenaten constructed pyramids. Or did he now?

Punvati said...

I doubt he knew about Madonna's pointy bra either.

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

Then again, cannabis was not grown or to be found in Egypt in the time of the Amenhotep IV, in fact not until the reign of the Pharaohs came to an end either. The earliest instance of it in Egypt is around 3rd century AD. #justsaying

But yes, pointy bras remind one of Vadivukarasi's vamp days.

Spaz Kumari said...

@jil - classic case of 'look, ma, i can google!'-syndrome

@divi - it's bad, but it's good. :(

Punvati said...

JilJil- Wikipedia zindabad?

Spaz- Thankee :D

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

@Spaz - No. Classic case of 'You know that stupid fixation you had with Egyptian history in high school? That sticks through life' syndrome.

@Punvati - Err. Pdf ebooks on Gigapedia zindabad.

soin said...

so the bricks? and who are they directed at?

Punvati said...

Bricks?

soin said...

that was olaral and its the whiskey speaking. still if you are not a wiki noob ,you seen those biiig bricks they built the pyramid with? another brick in the wall..olaral..
also who ever says floyd and weed go together should stop smoking and get their testicles cut.since its the 21st cen and all that you can come with the female version of it.mentalie agress with me.
@ramani..do you know vadivukarasi has acted with yg mahendiren as hero heroine.. ramya krishnan 17 then is yg keep or such shit story.i am seeing this movie now. om nama shivaya

Anonymous said...

Kya Sastap hai....Highness ki Maa Chod Di....

Issued in Public Interest On Behalf of the Charsi Squad

buddy said...

funny!

Cowabunga said...

hahahahhaha

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Interesting perspective!

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eye-in-sty-in said...

lol..... funny post! Now i know why the bust was above chest level :P

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