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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Saga of The Permanent Chaddi

So I live in a girl’s hostel. My guy friends outside the university seem to have an unduly glamorous picture of this place. They imagine us girls walking around in sexy little numbers, taking our clothes off all the time, and having regular pillow fights and oil massages. Little do they know what actually transpires here. The wonder that is the “dad's tshirt” and loose pyjamas, which is what most people wear here. Except for the occasional odd character who, just for the fun of it, will wear a cocktail dress, heels and makeup and strut her stuff in the corridor. (You know who you are.) But that's not the point of this blog post.

In our lovely graffiti-ed bathroom, there is of course, graffiti. There are also a couple of post-its stuck on the loo doors, reminding people to please take their underwear with them when they leave the place. Someone clearly disregarded this piece of advice. Around 3 weeks ago, someone left their undies hanging in one of the stalls. No one knows who it belongs to, and obviously no one wants to touch it. The owner flat out refuses to claim it, clearly. So it just remains there balefully, abandoned, outcast, labeled "The Permanent Chaddi". It’s even become a landmark of sorts. When someone had to leave me their keys while going out of town, she left me a message that she would leave it hanging next to The Permanent Chaddi. Someone else suggested immortalising it by making a paper mache cast of it.

Ah, the joys of hostel life.

Hey guys... Sexy, ain’t it?

14 comments:

St.Banger said...

we shall still believe the aforementioned stories to be true

Bedazzled said...

lol!!

mentalie said...

arg. those chaddis have probably spawned new life by now! gift them to the men i say :)

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

The fire smudged my "----------------- <- you got to draw the line somewhere" graffiti off. :(

That thing looks so scary now that the bathroom is dim and there are no lights.

I'm presuming the strutter hasn't seen this yet. Dead meat you are :D

Nigel said...

Interesting hostel you got there and of course even more interesting dwellers.

JD said...

i dont know about the others, but i stopped reading soon as i hit, "Little do they know...".

some illusions are too precious.

soin said...

this girls hostel fad is like lingery kadai..after begging class girls to take us along for drolly pics all you get is a small stuffy room with no pics what so ever..and our hostel toilet walls have good cartoons..free

Divya said...

Well I seem to have thoroughly disappointed the guys :P

Saltwater Blues said...

haha, so what you have there is the Tomb of The Unknown Knicker!

revelsign said...

hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

that was me bitch slap - kicking you. on doo doo's suggestion.

you. you watch it. one day you might wake up to find one half of your head shaved and a 5-inch stiletto driven through Cocka-three Bannerjee (a.k.a. Bangali).

hmmph.

raghu said...

un so unsexy also :P

raghu said...

oh god i mean not so unsexy also. im autistic. my name is khan

Antariksh Bothale said...
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Antariksh Bothale said...

"They imagine us girls walking around in sexy little numbers, taking our clothes off all the time, and having regular pillow fights and oil massages."

Hilarious!


Reminded me of this
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-graphs-women-shower.jpg