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Monday, September 07, 2009

I get high with a little help from my friends.

Things friends say when high on life or other contraband substances:

1. Due to unforeseen teeth, I could not bellydance.

2. We should make a movie about our lives in hostel. It shall be funny, nonsensical, touching, sweet and reflect every girls trauma with their real selves and what they think of feminism and life. It will be very well accepted everywhere. It will be a whatever.

3. The end of the world will come when cymbals clang and there shall be a "Pshhffgtgttt" sound as though the Earth is being sucked into a shower drain and everyone will think happy thoughts. So essentially everyone will die happy.

4. (In response to above theory) You already made the sound! Now you've ruined the end of the world for me!

5. (In response to above response) So the most important part of the end of the world for you is the suspense, is it?

6. Cars are hot. Bikes are not too bad themselves. Bikes are like anorexic cars.

7. The Scream is like a zoozoo finding out it hasn't taken its books to class.

8. We suck like imported vacuum cleaners. Vacuum cleaners can atleast claim it is their job.

9. I would be honoured if I were asked to star in an Usbekistani porn movie.

10. I think I shall lie down and give up on this world. But first, I shall make some Tang.

11. Every man is an island, Huxley said, as also Simon and Garf uncle. So if people try to invade your island with their silly criticism, you put on your big girl hula skirt and sink their boats. By throwing half-coconuts at them. Which will be easy to get because that's what their bras are made of.

Props to Indiegurl, Ramsub, Revelsign and Hoverer. Now just try and guess who said what. :D

21 comments:

Hakuna Matata said...

I know. I know. Guessed every single one right.

I shall think of Dibbaling every time I make some lemon tang. Louwe.

The Hoverer said...

hahahahahahaha funny.... awesome ... keep up at this and you can create a whole blog post on just this and it wont even be as silly as LTTE... the way uv written it it seems like simon and garf were to guys who became old so called themselves uncle ;-)

ramsub said...

I also know who said what...... :D brilliant, and I Looove the song

ramsub said...

you're on a big beatles spree, all your post titles are their (their members solo) songs :P

ramsub said...

life is a contraband substance?

Misanthropist said...

6 7 and 8 are my fav ;) :P

Divya said...

@Hakuna- And whenever I see a coconut :P

@Hoverer- Exactly what made it funnier :D

@Ramsub- Whoa you're right I never noticed!! This title I thought of because of you, yesterday... And sure it is :D

@Misanthropist- My friends are too retarded to be true. You gotta love them :D

Pancho! said...

Man!
Your friends sound like fun people to indulge in "contraband substances" with...
:)

another brick in the wall said...

i swear i read the title as "i get high with a little hemp from my friends" ;)

4 of these, i think i know from this "who said what" contest :P

revelsign said...
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revelsign said...

coconuts? we really can't go an entire day without mentioning the MMs, can we? ;D

i too can correctly identify - who, what, when, where. yay! though i'm not sure this is a particularly flattering thing to be admitting...

this isn't even the tip of icebergs. and in honor of you dibbaling, murderer of Cousin It, a poignant statement about the life that is ours:

"At the end of the day we realize the sad fact of life, which is that we all have the same underwear."

amen.

revelsign said...

aaargh. distracted by distinctly ungentle chatter in the background, i've finally managed to post a comment (after trying for 15 minutes) which says "this isn't even the tip of icebergs."

grrr.

Divya said...

@Pancho- Very much so :D and how awesome is it that 90% of these were made when completely sober :P

@Brick- Brilliant!! :D :D :D

@Revelsign- Much obliged to you for keeping at it :D And for providing something to add to the "isms" list :P

indiegurl said...

@sindhu, ramu, revelsign- you all must have been there at the saying of most of these - except the ones hoverer said. what is there to guess?

@revelsign - oh, are we replacing MMs with underwear now? :D

indiegurl said...

ooh and @ramu - excellent job wrt nitpicking. i was also tut-tutting at sentence structure.

Kokonad said...

Ha ha ha! I am not sure which one I liked the best, but boy, are your friends entertaining!

ramsub said...

@ indigurl, just realized there are a couple of "teachers/admin/parents/people" here who would like to declare having a life contraband!

joyesh said...

Usbekistani porn ?? !!!

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Ghost Rider said...

gosh! What all do people say when they are high! I prefer not to remember/hear what I say when I'm high :D

Divya said...

Only one of these comments was made when high. Go figure :D