Me: Why the long hair? Don’t you think it looks very hippie-ish?
S: That’s the whole point...
Me: So u want to look like a person who drinks a lot and dances naked around fires...?
S: I want to be that person... Unfortunately can't do that .. so the least I can do is look like one.
Me: Why cant you do that? Don’t let society stop you man.. You dance as much as you want… You already drink a lot anyway…
S: When I dance naked, people throw stones…
Me: If you keep doing it, they might get used to it and throw a few coins at you instead… Alternative income even... See, shyness is never the answer.
S: I’m not shy ... Just don’t want my boys to get hurt by the stone throwing.
Me: Never heard of dodge ball? Thats training given during school days for wannabe hippies like you… Helps protect the boys as you say.
S: Didn’t play it. Was always lazy. Used to drink milkshake and sleep then. Drink beer and sleep now.
Me: Well mankind is better off without a naked you... all for the best then.
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4 comments:
HAHAHAHHA!
so hippies dance naked around fires.. where did u get that from div? :P
that completely cracked me up... dum maro dum... dont let the shyness get u... women empowerment... btw one questions... shouldnt then the bikini babes be the new age hippies??
@Brick- a lil birdie told me :P pretty-boy is funny :D
@Swayam- hehehe me too :P well if they dance with bikinis around fires then it goes against one of the main requirements doesnt it :P
DANCE NAKED AROUND FIRES ????? that lil birdie of urs is one lil perv... seriously why wud any guy dance around a fire naked hippie even ?? dont really get the point.... guess one has to be drunk to understand... get high and enjoy anyway woooooo
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